“The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.” ~Author Unknown
“User is the word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot." ~Dave Barry
“If a train station is where the train stops, what's a workstation?” ~Author Unknown
“I haven't lost my mind; I have a tape back-up somewhere.” ~Author Unknown
“What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.” ~Author Unknown
“In God we trust, all others we virus scan.” ~Author Unknown
“Never meddle in the affairs of NT. It is slow to boot and quick to crash.” ~Stephen Harris
"What? No raise? No Backups, then!" ~A Frustrated Sysadmin
“Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.” ~Clifford Stoll
“Rebooting is a wonder drug - it fixes almost everything.” ~Garrett Hazel
"Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error." ~Author Unknown
"Unix is user-friendly. It's just very selective about who its friends are." ~Author Unknown
“Difference between a virus and windows? Viruses rarely fail." ~Author Unknown
Nice Quotes
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